Norm Macdonald – Germany: World War 2 (2017) #shorts #standupcomedy #comedyshorts #classic #comedy

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1. When Britain and France were invading every country in the planet, looting and pillaging, that was not considered going to war with the world. When they were committing genocides in the New World, Africa and Asia and Australia that was not going to war with the world. White people only considered themselves as humans. Imagine saying something so ignorant nearly a century after the end of British and French colonization.

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2. German the proud Marsian

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3. That "you think youre mars or something?" Is actually a genius double entendre

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4. Well i mean, Germany got pretty mich castrated after WW2 soo..

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5. It’s not funny, because:
   1. Germany is Deutschland
   2. Deutschland don’t involve in any war for 100 years
   3. They help refugees a lot
   4. Now they have very good relationship with all countries
   5. Do not argue with them, just respect

   rus terorist is much danger , much !!

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6. As a German I can confirm: we are really not a country anymore.
   Unless it is the year of the World Cup: then we are at war again against the World.

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7. It just sounds like your gramps

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8. They actually were closer the first time around to winning.

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9. He’s not funny anymore.

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10. To be fair, Germany was never even close to winning WWII. They were outmatched in almost every respect.
    Still funny video
    Edit: there seems to be some inaccurate ideas of how WWII went below, so let me clear them up.
    1) England was not on the brink of collapse.
    Their AA technology caught up with Blitz tactics fairly quickly and a land invasion was straight up impossible. All Germany could do was bomb and bombing can't take ground. Besides, while England was under fire, it's empire continued to fight, very successfully might I add, against Axis forces in Egypt, which leads to my next point.
    2) if Germany hadn't attacked Russia when they did, they would have faced an economic collapse, and to be fair Russia was historically a very weak country. Besides Napoleon, Prussia and Poland had a history of bullying Russia, constantly raiding it. Napoleon just screwed up because of his proto-blitzkreig tactics. Germany, the superior version of the WWI army, also used the worst possible tactics against Russia, although to their credit this did come surprisingly close to working.
    3) in a bit more nuanced take, in WWI, Germany engaged in a year long battle with France, constantly bombing fighting in a conflict so epic that a hundred years later we are still digging up shrapnel. In WWII, they completely avoided the army. Impressive tactics yes, showing a mix of competency on the side of Germany and incompetence on the side of France. However, this was not a show of force.
    4) the second Germany came up against a competent opponent they immediately lost. Their early victories were against countries with virtually no standing or ready military, and the countries, once conquered, then fought back because the Nazis were also terrible at conquering places, unlike in WWI where they were relatively neutral overlords.

    In conclusion, Germany was incredibly weak from minute one and Goebler just used early victories and late responses to inflate the capabilities of the empire. It was a hard and bloody war, but that largely came from defensive tactics being put to good use.

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11. A deep mind behind blithe banalities, and a subversive persona fuelling, humour and thought. A

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12. 😂😂😂 I love this!

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13. Actually only 21 years

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14. Norm is just the best

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15. All good things come in threes

    3rd time is the charm

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