It’s time someone finally SAID IT!
(this video is a joke science is real have a nice day)
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Big Ol List of Sources:
“Leidenfrost Effect,” Seppo Louhenkilpi, Treatise on Process Metallurgy: Industrial Processes, 2014,
“Relativity Verses Quantum Mechanics,” Corey S. Powell, Nautilus
“Wave-Particle Duality,” Artika Singh, Tu Quach,
“Von Hohenheim Bio,” Spyros N. Michaleas,
“The Father of the Periodic Table,” Mike Sutton, 2019
“Why is the world map you know wrong?,” Joe Phelan, 2022
“Cleopatra Life Timeline,” Thayer Watkins
“Appalachian Mountain Geology,” NPS,
“Demise of Tycho Brahe,” Kat Jivkova
“Philosophy 101,” Antonio Panovski,
“Wojtek the Bear,” Jennifer Murtoff
“The Lost Nuclear Bombs No one can Find” Zaria Govertt,
Battlefield 1 airship tornado glitch comes from Weedor
Because I’m a huge fan of worldbuilding, I wish I was as impressed with the ‘Earth Project’ everyone else. Like, sure, with its long evolutionary history, detailed storyline, and complex magic system, this setting is amazingly full of sloppy mistakes!
Today I’m doing a full takedown of Earth’s so-called ‘realism.’
0:00 Earth has Terrible Worldbuilding
0:26 Garbage Magic System
3:10 Weird Biology
4:39 Humans Make no Sense
5:58 Worst Map I’ve Ever Seen
7:17 Awful Conlang & Lore
9:07 Disastrous History
11:53 Absurd Technology
13:18 Messy Themes
15:21 It Gets Worse (Somehow)
17:15 PROVING Earth’s Absurdity
18:33 Final Score
Additional Media Shown: Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, House of the Dragon, Flight of Dragons, The Sword in the Stone, SciFri, Mythbusters, Noah, Zach King Magic, Fantasia, MBARI
♫ Music Used: Gerudo Valley (Zelda), Four Seasons Spring Part 1 (Vivaldi), Sword Search (Zelda), Eine Kleine Nachtmusik (Mozart), The Blue Danube Waltz (Johann Straus II), Herd Game (Zelda), Around the Fire (Skyrim), Inside a House (Zelda), Wind Guide You (Skyrim), Vorte Toast (Bizet), Parasail (Zelda), Swan Lake Act II (Tchaikovsky), Moonlight Sonata (Beethoven), Clair de Lune (Debussy)
♫ Additional music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio:
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Just got my wisdom teeth removed and can confirm they are bad world building, but the post-wisdom teeth arc is great character building
20:42 OK but that's peak creature design right there I don't want ven know what is called but look at it that thing is awesome man
this is the best video ive seen from this channel, and ive been subbed for quite a while now. thank you ❤
Pay to win, SMH
Your channel is beautiful. Your art has impact.
Its worse than it seems. They make us learn all the lore and stuff before we can start doing our own thing. The cutscenes are way yoo long!
This video is just a divotion to copium. Get good.
The graphics are also mid
When is the next expansion coming?
"Why are there still no dragons"
YES, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING. WHY NO DRAGONS?
"Dragons are in every game, so i dont want it in my MMORPG"
– The God dev
20:15 i am, no joke, watching this video as i’m ironing
awesome video
Side note, not even a joke. Its 230am and i could not be sure that the song at 12:28 is none other…..than darude sandstorm.
Earth is just an abhorrent Elden ring clone. It’s as big as elden ring, but without the complex gameplay, intricate verticality and creative variety that makes that game special. Earth is just a shameless cash grab. Don’t buy it!!
4:12 Skill Issue
Earth is trash to exists 😢
And despite all its flaws, it's a really beloved and popular planet amongst civilizations of the Virgo supercluster.
20:42 hehe that’s the reason 100+ million years were focused on the dinos.
You are crazy. Earth has the most worldbuilding out of anything I've ever seen. So much lore, factions, and any of the npc's that you can talk to have their own lives and situations
You forgot about the part where humans celebrate after the earth made a full cycle around the sun, like wtf is that feature!?, its so random😂
weak take
the reason singers sing is because "singing" is a verb. the reason hammers dont ham is because its a tool, a noun, not a verb. you can hammer something tho. So i guess hammers…. hammer?
This fantacy sucks, i mean it is a gacha and p2w and the philosophy accepts this as fate? Worst balance ever, only 2 stars and it is because of the food
13:11 "Well supposedly they've got something to help them sort through all those fears and questions of existence, It's called Better Help, todays video sponsor"
as a chemist and a fantasy enjoyer i always thought i would be classed as an artificer, but now i know i would be classed as a wizard because its crucial point is how much one has to study arcana (chemistry) to wield its power. awesome
11:20 poland wojtek bear awooooooooo
“No character customization” I present to you: HRT.
Is that the fucking Destiny 2 Guardian Games Hunter Helmet?
We all exist in a mad mans dream 😅 in reality an AI😅
I support determinism and i never knew that it was a thing. And, i don't agree with you, but that is annoying! Why can't people just agree with something? That's the only bad thing of the earth.
This man should really make a podcast version of his videos, with a voice like that, hundreds of thousands of listeners almost immediately